Explaining Social Security to Kids

Newmark’s Door: “Your tax dollars at work: the government tries to explain Social Security to little kids.” I think we could do better than that — and for free!

Here’s my version: Social security is like food that the big scary green monster steals from the young people to give to the old people. The big scary green monster gives the food to the old people because they don’t have any. He’d stolen it years before to give to the then old people.

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